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Eat Your Teacher (EP)

by FLESHHOLE

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1.
We were friends Now we're not It all started with the tie off and the shot Or getting brain dead On the weekends I didnt mind the weed But the H is fucking up his head [Chorus] He's on drugs And not the good kind What do I do He's getting fucked out of his mind He wants it big Thought he was hot He was doing fine until he hit the rocks Now Rickeys gone The needle killed him Needles mark his skin and his cheeks are sunken in [Chorus] He's on drugs And not the good kind What do I do He's getting fucked out of his mind Dead![×32]
2.
Retail 01:31
[Chorus] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday! Cause Thursday, Saturday, and Sundays are my days! I'm used to doing what you want and I never complain But I just spent my whole day pushing carts in the rain I cant wait until I leave this store Because I smell like shit and my feet are sore Thought I'd start this job doing something else Maintenance ain't what the name stockman entails Thought I'd spend my days filling up these shelves But I'm mopping up puke and it smells like hell Chorus] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday! Cause Thursday, Saturday, and Sundays are my days! Those fuckers had me coming in at five o'clock So I told those bitches they can suck on my cock Never coming back my bosses act like cops This'll be the last time I punch the clock Don't pay me propor wages for what I can do Because they put me in roticery and out the meat room Here's to upper management what I'm gonna do I ain't coming back and I ain't coming back and I ain't calling you Chorus] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday! Cause Thursday, Saturday, and Sundays are my days! Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday! Seems like I'm working a different schedule every day! Everybody told me when I started this job 15 an hour is enough to live off But retail ain't no way to live my life I ain't falling for that shit I ain't outta my mind Can't call I'm if I wanna move up But I don't want that position so I don't give a fuck So when i leave this place it wont be by the books Fuck Hobby Lobby, Sam's Club, fuck Toys R' Us and fuck Schnucks! AAAAAaaAAAAAAaaaaAa!
3.
Dry Socket 01:42
In the mirror I was checking my mouth I looked at it close and realized things went south Peaked inside I realized what had happened I looked it up, looks like a dry socket I don't wanna fuckin exist I wanna punch a hole through your head Fuck this shit makes me pull out my hair I think lifes unfair! Fuck it I hate dry socket I fucking hate dry socket I fucking hate, I fucking hate I fucking hate dry socket Realized that the tooth wasn't cut it was pulled It can't be a dry socket, I guess I'm a fool But it still hurts like shit So I'm still fucking pissed Because I wanna fucking i wanna kill No I wanna kill you Nobody hates this kind of pain like i do I hate this shit Fuck fuck fuck, fucking hate this shit! Fuck fuck fuck, Fucking hate this shit! Fuck fuck fuck, Fucking hate this shit! Shit [×6] Dry socket [×4]
4.
A Rainy Day 00:56
It's raining, my hair is wet Sharpies coming of my vest This weather's shit sucks fucking ass How look could this rain even last? I dont even wanna know No, I don't even wanna know I don't even wanna know Know I don't wanna fucking know I can't skate without mud on my board Or kick-flip slipp go hurling forward I hate my weather and I hate this town Fell off my board and hit the ground My griptape is coming off Yeah my griptape is coming off My griptape is coming off Off, off, off, off Now my hands are fucking dirty Hair is wet so it's fucking curly I hate school it's too fucking early Fuck this shit I'm going home And now I smell like fucking shit I smell like fucking shit I smell like shit Like shit like shit My hands are fucking dirty Hair is wet it's fucking curly I hate school it's too fucking early Fuck this shit I'm going home Now I smell like fucking shit I smell like fucking shit I smell like shit Like shit like shit!
5.
Thrash Mob 01:41
Thrash Mob! There's no reason to shit your pants These kids just wanna fuckin dance Maybe if you'd give it a chance We might just have some fun Some assholes kick and swing their arms But slamming wont do you no harm There's no reason to be alarmed But I won't blame you if you run [Chorus] From the thrash mob Thrash mob Thrash mob No outsider gets the scene when we cover our wounds with vaseline But the ones who think it's the most obscene Are the ones who join in first So you might start off feeling resistant 'Till the music becomes too persistent And you feel it calling you from the distance Feeling boils 'till you burst [Chorus] From the thrash mob Thrash mob Thrash mob I have a feeling Deep in my bones That follows me Everywhere that I go Can't think it in my brain But I can feel it in my heart So at the count of three Tear this place apart! One two three! Thrash mob Thrash mob Thrash mob [×4]
6.
You know your city runs this place They shove their system in your face They coach your lives and make your rules For twelve long years you're stuck in school Kids get caught, under the bleachers There's no time for students leisure They think we're all mindless creatures So raid your school and eat your teacher [Chorus] Eat your teacher [×3] Brainwashed drones walk down the halls Bomb threats written on bathroom stalls Cops Lined up against the walls So we go to class and don't dare to stall The state of this place is critical Making all our lives unlivable Their crimes are unforgivable Fuck the teachers and your principles [Chorus] Eat your teacher [×3] Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen! Help me help you This is a college level class And you're going to need to take it and pass If you want your core 40 Without your core 40 You can only get a standard diploma And with a standard diploma You might as well have gotten your G.E.D. Because no college is gonna want to take you in That's enough, no extra credit I said no extra credit, hey you in the back sit the fuck up! No extra credit, no extra credit... Class dismissed
7.
Alley Court 01:28
Whenever I lose the remote to my T.V. It feels like I have lost a part of me My hands are both covered in cheddar cheese Could somebody change the channel please? 'Cause I'll lose my mind If I watch this all day Stuck on channel nine And I'm going insane! Life goes by too fast for me So I spend my time by the T.V. screen Watching out for a head on collision So I'm never too far from my television In the same spot I can see everything But I have to turn it off before I fall asleep Turn the lights off to avoid my condition Change the channel daily to ignore repetition! Let's go! My T.V. knows what's best for me And I only get up when I have to pee I'm fine right here when it's time to eat And you catch me on the couch when I'm sound asleep I don't wanna go outside I don't wanna play So turn it back on Before I complain! Life goes by too fast for me So I spend my time by the T.V. screen Watching out for a head on collision So I'm never too far from my television In the same spot I can see everything But I have to turn it off before I fall asleep Turn the lights off to avoid my condition Change the channel daily to ignore repetition!

about

Finally, after months of jerking off to our own music, it's finally in a form that doesn't make your ears bleed. While still unpleasant, like doing the dishes, you can finally show mom and not have her think you're retarded.

Here are the tracks we put our blood, sweat and tears into(but mostly blood because Mason has abnormal vaginal bleeding) so we hope you enjoy it. If you don't that's okay too, we know where you live.

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released July 24, 2019

Bryson, Cameron, Derek, Mason, Nathan and our next door neighbor Chuck.

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FLESHHOLE Evansville, Indiana

Local Hardcore Punk/Crossover Thrash from Evansville,IN. We play fast and angry, but also stupid shit if we feel like it. Honestly we're just trying to bring some great music to our city.

FLESHHOLE is Bryson, Mason, Derek, and Cameron. Y'all that know who we are, know what we came to do.
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